An Introduction to Fandom... (I Love You Villa)!

We are the pride of the Midlands,
 The lions of Brum,
 We hate Small Heath, the Wolves and West Brom, 
Coventry City on their way down,
 And we will be there when the Villa are in Town.

My old man said be a city fan
 I said b*llocks you're a c*nt 
We hate the blues and we're gonna show it
 We hate the blues and we f*cking know it
With Spinksy and Birchy Alan Mcinally there the boys That's gonna do us fine 
Cos if you support the blues you're a bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine.

Birmingham, are you listening, to the song, we're singing......... We're walking along, singing a song, sh*tting on the City as we goooooo!

There's a circus in the town, in the town,

Stevie Bruce is a clown, is a clown,

And Karen Brady is a f*cking slaaaaaaaggg!!!!

And the Blues are going down, going down ....


When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be,
Should I be Villa, should I be Blues, here's what she said to me Get your 
father's gun, and shoot all the City scum, and support the pride of Brum, 
Aston Villa.


Build a bonfire,

Build a bonfire,

Put the Baggies on the top,

Put the noses in the middle
And burn the f*cking lot.



Long time ago in Birmingham

Eighteen Hundred and Seventy-four

By the light of a gas lamp

This famous club was born

Hark now hear the Villa sing

A club was born that day

Who's name will live for evermore

Aston V I L L A

About Me

A Royal Academy of Arts graduate, currently living and working in London. www.alanalake.co.uk